To Hell With The PC “Master Race”!

I am so SICK and tired of hearing how AWESOME the PC players are with their nonsense gaming experiences! Playing games on the PC fucking sucks! I mean completely! I have had enough of the obstinance from the PC community thinking they’re superior to the rest of us. I’m a console player through and through and there’s a reason why.

With a console I don’t have to worry about tweaking my damned game to work right. I don’t have to fine tune the details until it is visually acceptable. It works right when I put it in. The controllers do EXACTLY what they’re supposed to do! I don’t have to download this driver or that update. On a console it just does it! This is the disconnect between PC gamers and console gamers. PC gamers don’t understand WHY console gamers like their consoles.

“Well it’s outdated as soon as it releases!” And I say True! But I don’t have to spend 20 hours trying to get my software to work in the vein hope that there won’t be any issues at the end of the process. With a freaking PC I have to be a fucking programmer with advanced knowledge in C++ to make the goddamned game play. This is true for Steam products and EA products and any games that you have to download! Sure, y0u get to customize your experience but keep in mind this you, “master PC gamers”, those of us who like consoles like them because we DON’T have to be fucking programmers to play one fucking game!

It’s fucking ridiculous! If I buy a controller for the PC and plug it in, the mother fucker should work the second I plug it in! I shouldn’t have to find some obsolete driver that may or may not still exist on the internet just to use it! I shouldn’t have to update my windows os to some newer version I just don’t fucking want just to sample the newest game released! Plug N Play is a term for a reason jackasses! And it’s not for me to sit there and pretend I’m something I’m not and to be berated for not being on board with your bullshit to begin with!

What’s great about the PS4 or XBOX One is that you can just put in a game, plug in a controller, and sit back and enjoy the fucking game you just spent 70 dollars on without having to jump through a million hoops! I HATE, HAAATTTTTEEEE PC gaming! It is soooooooooo inconvenient and frustrating! There is NO fun to be had in it unless you’re some psychopath who has hours a day to spend on specking your rig to the optimal settings and knowing what graphical cards you need, what audio drives you need, what cooling systems are required to make your fucking PC actually fucking work!!!!

To HELL with that shit! Sorry for my obscenities but I’ve had enough! Stop claiming to be the superior gaming society when you have to go through a military boot camp just to play the latest release! It’s annoying and inconvenient! You want to know why so many gamers like console releases!? It’s because they don’t have to spec their PS4 or XBOX One every time they buy a game! They can just plug it in and it works! Period! After a dozen hours of just TRYING to sample a new game, I’ve entirely given up! It’s not worth the stress and agitation! It’s not worth the grief! I’ll stick to my consoles thank you fucking much and don’t you come at me anymore with your bullshit PC master race crap! Because I’ll just call you a sadist and a masochist who’s only happy to suffer under the most unbearable of electronic circumstances!

I just wanna play!

Anyhow…that annoys me sometimes so I won’t be doing that anymore. Just wanted to vent my frustration because, damn, it’s ridiculous. But, you know, if that’s your thing, more power to you.

Viva La Console Race!

Star Cloud Episode II Driving Mr Queasy

The second HD episode of Star Cloud!

I’ve been remaking all the original episodes, which are still up at vimeo.com, so that it can be viewed in HD and be less shaky and easier to view. Enjoy the episode and thanks for watching!

 

Copyright 2007-2013 CE Cosmic Fantasies and Screaming Cloud Studios

This Is My Blog

My oh my, I haven’t been on here i a while. Mostly because I keep forgetting I have it. I’m not much of a blogger. Though I do get fed up with so much in the news these days. Sometimes I have this desire to get online and vent out all my frustrations but then don’t even though I have a place to do it. Sigh. I signed up for this because I wanted to lock in a dot com addy for my company name but it takes so much of my time up just trying to get my original works done that I just don’t get around to utilizing the site much. I will have to change that I think. Hopefully anyway.

So what am I doing with my time? Well, when I’m not working at the devil’s corporation (I’m not naming names here because, let’s face it, all the corporations are devilish and care only for themselves and I have a family to feed), I steadily chug along on the two novels I’m writing and working on my animations. I do stop motion and write fantasy/fiction. These are hobbies right now and I hope one day to actually accomplish something with them. With my writing, I’m not approaching a publisher until I feel it is publishable and even then I will likely have so much reworking to do because of their needs at the time. With my animation, it’s so time consuming and novice looking that I don’t know what to do with it. Well, asides from posting it on youtube and here, of course.

I’m currently working on a new animation to post up to youtube. It is a sister series to my Star Cloud series called Silent Cloud. I’m trying to make it more original using characters I’ve developed specifically to lambast other well known video game and movie properties. Mostly video games and the RPG genre in general. It’s going to take me a while.

Elsewise, I recently got married so that’s slowing my progress down a bit. Just got back from our honeymoon in Boston. Awesome experience and so wish I could move there. Maybe in time. 

Anyhow, I’ll try doing this blogging thing more and see what I come up with. I’ll be posting links to my new videos periodically so stay tuned and if you’re actually reading this, thanks.

Cosmic Fantasies on youtube:  http://www.youtube.com/user/Caeliclord

Star Cloud/Silent Cloud on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWdU67nDn_UplIZnCS41WRA

Star Cloud: Season I: Episode I When Muppets Attack

The first full episode of my Star Cloud series!

Star Cloud Season I Episode I
When Muppets Attack

Cloud Strife finds himself abducted by space turtles and forced to become the new captain of the Muppet Ship (MS) Dorothy after an unfortunate incident involving the former captain, his ex-lover, and an electric dildo.

Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more STAR CLOUD! in HD.

Copyright 2007-2013 Cosmic Fantasies and Screaming Cloud Studios

All characters and situations depicted are parody and meant for entertainment purposes only. Any situations or peoples similar to those living, dead, or serious exist purely for satire and/or unintentionally.