To Hell With The PC “Master Race”!

I am so SICK and tired of hearing how AWESOME the PC players are with their nonsense gaming experiences! Playing games on the PC fucking sucks! I mean completely! I have had enough of the obstinance from the PC community thinking they’re superior to the rest of us. I’m a console player through and through and there’s a reason why.

With a console I don’t have to worry about tweaking my damned game to work right. I don’t have to fine tune the details until it is visually acceptable. It works right when I put it in. The controllers do EXACTLY what they’re supposed to do! I don’t have to download this driver or that update. On a console it just does it! This is the disconnect between PC gamers and console gamers. PC gamers don’t understand WHY console gamers like their consoles.

“Well it’s outdated as soon as it releases!” And I say True! But I don’t have to spend 20 hours trying to get my software to work in the vein hope that there won’t be any issues at the end of the process. With a freaking PC I have to be a fucking programmer with advanced knowledge in C++ to make the goddamned game play. This is true for Steam products and EA products and any games that you have to download! Sure, y0u get to customize your experience but keep in mind this you, “master PC gamers”, those of us who like consoles like them because we DON’T have to be fucking programmers to play one fucking game!

It’s fucking ridiculous! If I buy a controller for the PC and plug it in, the mother fucker should work the second I plug it in! I shouldn’t have to find some obsolete driver that may or may not still exist on the internet just to use it! I shouldn’t have to update my windows os to some newer version I just don’t fucking want just to sample the newest game released! Plug N Play is a term for a reason jackasses! And it’s not for me to sit there and pretend I’m something I’m not and to be berated for not being on board with your bullshit to begin with!

What’s great about the PS4 or XBOX One is that you can just put in a game, plug in a controller, and sit back and enjoy the fucking game you just spent 70 dollars on without having to jump through a million hoops! I HATE, HAAATTTTTEEEE PC gaming! It is soooooooooo inconvenient and frustrating! There is NO fun to be had in it unless you’re some psychopath who has hours a day to spend on specking your rig to the optimal settings and knowing what graphical cards you need, what audio drives you need, what cooling systems are required to make your fucking PC actually fucking work!!!!

To HELL with that shit! Sorry for my obscenities but I’ve had enough! Stop claiming to be the superior gaming society when you have to go through a military boot camp just to play the latest release! It’s annoying and inconvenient! You want to know why so many gamers like console releases!? It’s because they don’t have to spec their PS4 or XBOX One every time they buy a game! They can just plug it in and it works! Period! After a dozen hours of just TRYING to sample a new game, I’ve entirely given up! It’s not worth the stress and agitation! It’s not worth the grief! I’ll stick to my consoles thank you fucking much and don’t you come at me anymore with your bullshit PC master race crap! Because I’ll just call you a sadist and a masochist who’s only happy to suffer under the most unbearable of electronic circumstances!

I just wanna play!

Anyhow…that annoys me sometimes so I won’t be doing that anymore. Just wanted to vent my frustration because, damn, it’s ridiculous. But, you know, if that’s your thing, more power to you.

Viva La Console Race!

Cosmic Fantasies

I’m fairly inconsistent when it comes to posting blogs and the like here. But I thought I’d go ahead and post something even though this is likely not read very often. I have made up a new google page for my personal company Cosmic Fantasies. Cosmic Fantasies is an idea I came up with waaaaaay back in 1994. I always wanted it to be a source of entertainment and etc etc. Well, since I do animations on youtube I wanted a channel dedicated solely to my animations. I had tried that with my Cloud Cedine site on youtube, but it was devoted solely to Star Cloud. Whereas I’ll probably keep that site, I’m going to try connecting my Cosmic Fantasies site to adsense and hopefully become marginally profitable. We’ll see what happens. Anyhow, here’s my Cosmic Fantasies youtube page that doesn’t have anything up yet:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUepnASuT1pahkz7O4aq8RA/feed

And here’s my Cloud Cedine site:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWdU67nDn_UplIZnCS41WRA

Also check out my up til now main page:

https://www.youtube.com/user/Caeliclord

While I’m talking about links, here’s a link to all my stories:

http://www.angelfire.com/indie/caeliclord/

I’ll be doing more with these sites in the coming months and trying to become more noticeable in various places. Now all I have to do is finish up some stop motion animations I’m doing and get them up. Because, you know, those are what drives the ideas behind these pages to begin with. I may also do some blogs up here somewhat soon too. I just got done with a major move in real life and that drained me completely so I haven’t been doing much online. ┬áBut that will change. \

Thanks for reading and stay tuned.

~Timothy S Purvis